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Aubrey's diary

All my latest and very interesting news

Thursday

There is no milk left and I want a cup of tea. It is raining hard outside and it's a long way to the shop. I'll tell Walli to go.

Friday

I had a great dream last night about Walli and Clifford making me a lovely breakfast. They'd better have had the same dream as I'm getting up in a minute.

Sunday

My cardigan is looking rather tatty. I will ask Walli to mend it. I am sure she won't complain.

Wednesday

Next time I see Georgina I will tell her she smells.

Tuesday

Where have my cowboy boots gone? I left them by the armchair and they have vanished. I bet Clifford has taken them. Naughty platypus.

Monday (once more)

I deserve to be famous. I think someone should write a book about me, letting everyone know how intelligent and kind I am. Perhaps I will write it myself. But first I need to pop to the bathroom.

Monday (again)

I need to get some more gold eagles. So Walli and Clifford must work harder. I will ask them to each get another job. They will be pleased to do this, to keep me happy.

Monday

I had acorns on toast for my breakfast and some gooseberry juice to wash it down. Delicious. 

Sunday

I'm such a handsome, clever turkey.