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Aubrey's diary

All my latest and very interesting news

Tuesday

I saw on the Turkeynet that a people-creature called Milo has a new book out. And it's about this island and me! How is that possible? And where are my royalties?

Sunday

Something has got stuck on the bottom of my foot and I can't shake it off. What is it? Whoops, it's Walli's hat. I had better scrape it off and hide it from her, as I think I may have ripped it. I'll blame Clifford.

Thursday

There is no milk left and I want a cup of tea. It is raining hard outside and it's a long way to the shop. I'll tell Walli to go.

Friday

I had a great dream last night about Walli and Clifford making me a lovely breakfast. They'd better have had the same dream as I'm getting up in a minute.

Sunday

My cardigan is looking rather tatty. I will ask Walli to mend it. I am sure she won't complain.

Wednesday

Next time I see Georgina I will tell her she smells.

Tuesday

Where have my cowboy boots gone? I left them by the armchair and they have vanished. I bet Clifford has taken them. Naughty platypus.

Monday (once more)

I deserve to be famous. I think someone should write a book about me, letting everyone know how intelligent and kind I am. Perhaps I will write it myself. But first I need to pop to the bathroom.

Monday (again)

I need to get some more gold eagles. So Walli and Clifford must work harder. I will ask them to each get another job. They will be pleased to do this, to keep me happy.

Monday

I had acorns on toast for my breakfast and some gooseberry juice to wash it down. Delicious. 

Sunday

I'm such a handsome, clever turkey.

 
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