All my latest and very interesting news
Something has got stuck on the bottom of my foot and I can't shake it off. What is it? Whoops, it's Walli's hat. I had better scrape it off and hide it from her, as I think I may have ripped it. I'll blame Clifford.
There is no milk left and I want a cup of tea. It is raining hard outside and it's a long way to the shop. I'll tell Walli to go.
I had a great dream last night about Walli and Clifford making me a lovely breakfast. They'd better have had the same dream as I'm getting up in a minute.
My cardigan is looking rather tatty. I will ask Walli to mend it. I am sure she won't complain.
Next time I see Georgina I will tell her she smells.
Where have my cowboy boots gone? I left them by the armchair and they have vanished. I bet Clifford has taken them. Naughty platypus.
Monday (once more)
I deserve to be famous. I think someone should write a book about me, letting everyone know how intelligent and kind I am. Perhaps I will write it myself. But first I need to pop to the bathroom.
I need to get some more gold eagles. So Walli and Clifford must work harder. I will ask them to each get another job. They will be pleased to do this, to keep me happy.
I had acorns on toast for my breakfast and some gooseberry juice to wash it down. Delicious.
I'm such a handsome, clever turkey.